funnypile

privacy

short version: we keep almost nothing about you, and we don't share it.

what we collect

  • Your IP address, but never raw — it's hashed with a server-side salt the moment we see it. That hash is what we store, so we can prevent the same person from voting twice on the same poll. We can't reverse the hash to get your IP back, and the hash changes for every different poll, so it can't be used to track you across the site.
  • The poll question and options you create, if you create a poll. These are public — anyone with the link can see them.
  • The option(s) you vote for. We don't link these to anything identifying about you — they're associated with the per-poll IP hash only.

cookies

The cookies we set are all strictly necessary for the tool you're using to work. No tracking cookies, no third-party cookies, no fingerprinting.

  • fp_v_<pollId> — remembers that you've voted on a poll, so you can't vote twice even if your IP changes. Scoped to the poll's URL, httpOnly, 7 days.
  • fp_owner_<pollId> — proves you created a poll, so you can close it early. Scoped to the poll's URL, httpOnly, 7 days.
  • fp_oad_<day> — remembers your One a Day guess so the reveal page works on revisit. Scoped to /oad, 365 days.
  • fp_gn_park — remembers which Disney park you last picked in Go Now so the page defaults to it next time. Scoped to /gn, 365 days.

how long we keep stuff

  • Polls expire after their owner-chosen duration, max 7 days.
  • Vote rows live as long as the poll does.
  • One a Day guesses are kept per day (with a per-day IP hash) so the distribution charts work. The hashes change per day, so they can't be used to track you across days.
  • Rate-limiting counters expire automatically when their hour-long window closes.
  • The functional cookies above live in your browser only — we don't store a corresponding record on our side for the One a Day and Go Now cookies.

third parties

No analytics, no ad networks, no embedded widgets, no third-party scripts in your browser. A couple of tools do reach out to public data sources from our server (your IP is never sent to them):

  • Go Now (/gn) fetches live ride wait times from Queue-Times.com. We also link each ride out to its official Disney attraction page (on disneyworld.disney.go.com, disneyland.disney.go.com, etc.). Once you click one of those links, that site's privacy policy applies.

If we ever add anything that runs in your browser (analytics, ads, embeds), you'll see a real consent banner first.

your rights

Because there's no account, no email, and no identifier we can connect you to, there's nothing for us to look up if you ask "what do you have on me?" The honest answer is: a hashed IP, only for as long as the poll you voted in still exists.

contact

Questions: funnypile@mail.com. See also about. This page was last updated 2026-05-25.